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My Dalek Companion - 365 days of Dalek: Day #90 -... →

my-dalek-companion: Dalek Welcomes YOUR Input “What do you mean our adventure is to go to the grocery store AGAIN?!?!” Dalek doesn’t seem to understand that as a 25-year-old on a budget, we can’t spend every other day exploring Disney World. However I will give him credit and say that constant updates about our…

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Being gay is fine. Being bisexual is fine. Being...

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Jun 17th

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What makes up the game of baseball:

stressrunlife: 10% playing time 90% grabbing your crotch

Jun 16th

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And they all lived happily ever aft-

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Can't wait for the postgame interview with Leyland

Interviewer: Thoughts and reactions about what happened in the 8th inning?
Leyland: dfslfruorsdkflsjfoiwerewlkroiroiwerweiro
Interviewer: What?
Leyland: dfslfruorsdkflsjfoiwerewlkroiroiwerweiro *raises voice* DSLFRUORSDLSDFSLFSD
Interviewer: Oh, okay.
Leyland: dfslfruorsdkflsjfoiwerewlkroiroiwerweirodfslfruorsdkflsjfoiwerewlkroiroiwerweirodfslfruorsdkflsjfoiwerewlkroiroiwerweirodfslfruorsdkflsjfoiwerewlkroiroiwerweiroDSLFRUORSDLSDFSLFSDDSLFRUORSDLSDFSLFSDDSLFRUORSDLSDFSLFSDDSLFRUORSDLSDFSLFSDDSLFRUORSDLSDFSLFSDDSLFRUORSDLSDFSLFSDDSLFRUORSDLSDFSLFSDDSLFRUORSDLSDFSLFSDDSLFRUORSDLSDFSLFSDDSLFRUORSDLSDFSLFSDDSLFRUORSDLSDFSLFSDDSLFRUORSDLSDFSLFSD

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Jun 11th

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Fuck the female reproductive system

Body: Fuck it's hot in here put some God damn shorts on, woman
Stomach: Hey, you didn't really like that breakfast you had, right? Mind if I get rid of it? Okay, cool.
Uterus: FALCON PUNCH
Uterus: Eeewww, look at all the blood... Trolololololol
Emotions: Fuck everything. Life is shit. Just go curl up in a corner and
Emotions: Okay, I don't care how pissed we're feeling that was fucking hilarious now lAUGH LIKE A JACKASS
Body: What the hell are you doing wearing shorts it's fucking freezing in here go put on every article of clothing you own. NOW.
Stomach: Hey. I know there's nothing in there, but I'm gonna clean house anyway, aite?
Body: Are you insane? It's a God damn desert in here!
Uterus: I'm gonna tie myself in a knot because I can.
Stomach: Yo, hey, I'm not gonna do anything this time but I'm gonna pretend I am just for the lulz. So have fun with the nausea.
Emotions: Shit everything is just depressing lets just go curl up and watch sappy movies and cry now.
Body: I'm cold.
Me: FML.
Hormones: *trollface*

Jun 8th

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Jun 6th

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“Depression is humiliating. It turns intelligent, kind people into zombies who...”

– EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS. Depression is not a synonym for being sad or having a bad day/bad week. It’s not a PHASE. It’s not a CHOICE. It’s not LAZINESS. (via general-grievous)

Jun 6th

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syn-chro-nicity started following you.

YAY!!! Thanks for the follow!!!

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gryffindorswagmaster: hey i just met you and this is crazy but i hate your father 10 points from gryffindor

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Jun 6th

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Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait. 
Me: I DID MY WAITING! 
Mom: Oh, god, not again. 
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT! 
Mom: Every time. 
Me: IN AZKABAN!

Jun 5th

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sothisonetimeatbandcamp1 started following you.

You’re awesome! Thanks for following!!!

Jun 5th

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